Do you?

[They need to have a shitty friend exchange should this man's senpai ever appear in this world. Caesar has his doubts there could be another irritating force of nature out there that rivals JoJo-he's in a league of his own. ]

I may take you up on that sometime. The man could use a babysitter.

[He takes another sip, then two.]

Not that I would wish that fate on my worse foe and you're far from that.