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[salaryman]

kigai yuuto

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[salaryman]

Now we can safely return to our unpleasant-slash-pleasant vacation.

[hallowedly]

...are you trying to distract me?

[salaryman]

[ Scoot, scoot, scoot -- damnit. ]

... from what?

[hallowedly]

If you had to guess, at exactly what time yesterday are you assuming I was born?

[salaryman]

Early in the morning.

[hallowedly]

...I suppose at least I'm an advanced toddler in your eyes.

[salaryman]

And very handsome.

[hallowedly]

From distraction to disturbance.

[salaryman]

Is it that disturbing to have me compliment you?

[hallowedly]

Entirely.

[salaryman]

My feelings, Seishirou... my feelings...

[hallowedly]

Really, Kigai. Is now the time to be discussing an extinct species?

[salaryman]

I guess you're right.

But you really don't need to be concerned with the lovely woman.

[hallowedly]

Oh? Do you think she'll have mercy on us?

[salaryman]

If not because I find her to be a reasonable person, then it will be for Kamui's or Subaru's sake.

[hallowedly]

And what will you be doing, short of batting her lashes at her?

1/2

[salaryman]

[ Actually, Yuuto recalls that she did say that she wanted to be his partner next time he decides to destroy anything. But then, so did that cute monk. A lot of people ask him to fight to the death, it seems. However, if he never participates in any of that, that means that he doesn't have to do anything - right? Hm -- ]

[salaryman]

She is so pretty so I can't deny that I won't be batting my lashes.

But is there something specific you'd like me to do?

[hallowedly]

Have you considered... eradicating the threat?

[salaryman]

Ah, you mean thinking of us fondly enough as to not be a threat?

Then, mmn, I have!

[hallowedly]

I was thinking of a more permanent solution.

[salaryman]

Did you two have a bad talk in a dream?

[hallowedly]

Not at all. But isn't this sensible? Killing her isn't personal.

[salaryman]

I'm afraid she would take it personally even if we don't feel that way.

[hallowedly]

Now, that would be oversensitive.

I, for one, would find it flattering.