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[salaryman]

kigai yuuto

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[hallowedly]

Far from me to point out that they now have numerical advantage.

[salaryman]

Eh.

If I cried enough, I feel Subaru would take our side.

[hallowedly]

That's...

( Genius, really. )

[salaryman]

And I got Kamui a dagger to protect himself. I humored getting him a sword but rather not have him fixate on his destiny and fate while he is here. [ Hm, hm, hm. ] I've always had soft spot for him and his circumstances, though, so I'm happy to be able to do the bare minimum.

[ Seishirou can assume he's been his most charming to the lovely fire-wielder. And yes, Subaru will yield to him crying enough about it~ ]

I've done all I can with the hope they don't recognize numbers, but instead, people who understand their circumstances.

[ HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WORK!!!! :) ]

Am I now your favorite coworker like you are mine?

[hallowedly]

...you've certainly exceeded all expectations.

[salaryman]

Now we can safely return to our unpleasant-slash-pleasant vacation.

[hallowedly]

...are you trying to distract me?

[salaryman]

[ Scoot, scoot, scoot -- damnit. ]

... from what?

[hallowedly]

If you had to guess, at exactly what time yesterday are you assuming I was born?

[salaryman]

Early in the morning.

[hallowedly]

...I suppose at least I'm an advanced toddler in your eyes.

[salaryman]

And very handsome.

[hallowedly]

From distraction to disturbance.

[salaryman]

Is it that disturbing to have me compliment you?

[hallowedly]

Entirely.

[salaryman]

My feelings, Seishirou... my feelings...

[hallowedly]

Really, Kigai. Is now the time to be discussing an extinct species?

[salaryman]

I guess you're right.

But you really don't need to be concerned with the lovely woman.

[hallowedly]

Oh? Do you think she'll have mercy on us?

[salaryman]

If not because I find her to be a reasonable person, then it will be for Kamui's or Subaru's sake.

[hallowedly]

And what will you be doing, short of batting her lashes at her?

1/2

[salaryman]

[ Actually, Yuuto recalls that she did say that she wanted to be his partner next time he decides to destroy anything. But then, so did that cute monk. A lot of people ask him to fight to the death, it seems. However, if he never participates in any of that, that means that he doesn't have to do anything - right? Hm -- ]

[salaryman]

She is so pretty so I can't deny that I won't be batting my lashes.

But is there something specific you'd like me to do?

[hallowedly]

Have you considered... eradicating the threat?

[salaryman]

Ah, you mean thinking of us fondly enough as to not be a threat?

Then, mmn, I have!